This is a satire subreddit for fleshed out stories, not just texts and one-liners. Your post must be a story. That's on you, no excuses. Can confirm, am sliced breast. This subreddit is for true stories that absolutely happened. The same goes for content.
We will look very closely at submissions from Twitter.
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Want to add to the discussion? She walked off the bus and they all clapped? Post incredibly true stories that totally actually happened. Reposts will also be removed. Direct links to anything will be auto removed.